Lisa: They’re just dots and circles. Flanders: Well I did finish first in the walk for the cure. Lisa: Halloween is over. Homer cocking a shotgun: To the book depository! Somehow Snake’s hair must be controlling— Gypsy: You’ve ruined me! For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. Barney: What do you know, I am gathering moss! [Yelps, Screams] [Continues Screaming] Ah. Marge: What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? It’s scarier, more violent, and I think they snuck in some bad language too. Hm. Dr. Hibbert suddenly appears, scaring Marge, and explains the story of Hugo. They are still curious as to what this is, and Homer accidentally lets slip that he works his butt off to feed "you four children", until Marge covers it up. If you see towels you’re probably in the linen closet again. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S 8 E 1 Treehouse Of Horror VII. P3 Do I dare live out the American dream? The only problem was that the left twin was evil. Groundskeeper Willie: Care for a pumpkin seed? Kodos: People of Earth! Frink: Welcome precious prime time viewers, valued internet downloaders and scary digital pirates. Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live! : Treehouse of Horror VII is part of the The Simpsons (season 8) series, a good topic.This is identified as among the best series of articles produced by the Wikipedia community. Marge: I always have. You know this is an ASCAP household. To keep William Shatner from making another album. But I have seen a lot of movies…. Lenny: You overfed them. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the chokies. Marge: Would everyone please stop fighting and burning. Bart: Make the walls bleed. Bart on the Devil’s shoulder: What are you waiting for? Back down I go… On top for good! Marge: Kids, it’s time we told you the true story and put your fears to rest. Remembering that the twin on the left was evil, he reveals that Bart was the evil one and that he gave them the wrong twin. Bart: Sh! Phil "Brain on a Stick" Hartman as Bill Clinton Sideshow Bob: A full professor! Homer: You are? Marge: Sometimes. Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. What a rip off! Homer: Ice cream with cookie dough! Marge: Bart, what happened? Ned: Really? It’s on during rainouts of Gleep Glop games. Mayor Quimby: I proudly declare our town utterly defenseless! Father Frink: Hey, 700 Club, you look like a healthy specimen. Senator Kan— Bob Dole. Homer: You intergalactic hussy! planetclaireTV has been around in one form or another since 1999, offering a variety of quotes, quips, bon mots and assorted nonsense. Plus a few other interesting things if you end up digging far enough. Homer: Ah, the Neon Mile. Homer: Before you kill me, I’ve gotta know. Kang: Ah well. He still thinks that hobo was a bird. Mayan Frink: Ah, of course. And the globe feels so warm. The House: What? But that doesn’t make you any less of a man. Jerry Springer didn’t solve our conflict. Kodos: And with all the steroids they take the players look like freaks. It was fired only once. What are you going to do? That’s why I have a special job for you. Argentina: Oh, forget it. Gags. After being shocked by static electricity from Bart, Lisa touches the tooth, and the spark causes life to evolve in the Petri dish where the cola and tooth are. America was now discovered in 1942 by… “Some Guy.” And our country isn’t called America anymore. Lisa: How humiliating. Lisa: Like that old woman who couldn’t find the beef? Homer: Okay, everyone out. Where value wears a neon sombrero and there’s not a single church or library to offend the eye. Homer: Eh. {sees the Lard Lad} There it is! Lisa: Mom, make him stop. So don’t knock yourselves out. That’s right, we watch Columbo. Kang: This is the most boring game in the Universe! I’m not ogling to kill your father. Marge: But you’re God. Maybe it was just the cat. Homer: Never mind. I’m Death now. I’m ducking him. Homer: Oo, that’s bad! That music is in tune. Marge: Let’s come to our sense, everyone. Pretty little place. Do not be frightened. Lock our doors, bar your windows. And so have the hopes of our Mathletics team. That seemed awful quick. Transformed Appliances: No. Lisa: Oh no, you poor thing. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. Or senseless CBS-style violence. Kids! Bart: They’ll never believe a Simpson killed a Flanders by accident. Homer: Absolutely. We mean you no harm. I swear on this Bible! Marge: These are horrible ghouls from the past. Moe: And don’t forget, Christmas is a wonderful time to take up alcoholism. Oh ho boy, are they retro. I walk halfway through walls then I get stuck. Lisa: You know, she’s only fattening you up so she can eat you. The House: No. Kill me! Homer: Ah, Halloween. Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face. Milhouse: Bart, isn’t it dangerous to fly your kite by an airport? Marge: I’m not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars. Homer: Jasper! The next morning, after they mention this to their parents, Marge reminds Homer to feed the "thing". Homer: Who cut out Beetle Bailey? Plain brown toothbrushes, unflavored dental floss, and fun-sized mouthwashes. God: Yes sir. References/Trivia. Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. First I want you to kill that guy at the ice cream parlor that gave Homer Simpson a cone that had a little air in it. Lisa: I never said “kill”! There’s no bot like a robot! Treehouse of Horror VII " is the first episode of The Simpsons ' eighth season. Ironic Punishment Division: I don’t understand it. If it were I’d be terrified. Now the earth will be destroyed after the thirteenth bactun. Kang: Insemination complete. They left us out of the Halloween show! Having failed to rescue the candidates, Homer then crashes the ship into the White House, climbs down, and exposes Kang and Kodos to be aliens, much to everyone's surprise. Mayan Bumblebee Man: Could you explain that in simple ancient Mayan? Grampa: When are we doing the Black Swan? Special Guest Voices “One random disorder free with every schizophrenia.” {it zaps him} Not me! And lots of it. Dr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death. Mrs. Krabappel: Well class, the history of our country has been changed again. Marge: You went into the attic? The kids spy on Homer climbing to the attic feeding fish heads to something. Don’t worry. Homer: That’s weird. Skinner: Oh my god! Marge: Why did you do that? Homer: The doll’s trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me! Thursday night football! There’s one god. Therapist: That’s mine but it’s expired. Let’s see some blood. Moe: Yeah, but they come over here in wheel wells of Aer Lingus jets. Homer: Mm… fuzzy. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Homer: Lisa that was very selfish of you! Homer: Implied, Lisa? Homer: “I miss holding you in my arms more than my butt can say. Bart: Do you realize what this means? I need a helicopter rescue and some cold milk. Homer: Marge, you know I’d never do that. Remember your training. Thanks for saving us. Eat them! Homer: You know, on some level I’ve always known. Homer: Hey Bart. You’ve destroyed the totality of existence. I’ve been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary. Lisa: Bart just let me drop and save yourself! My blood’s a genius. Homer: Oh, no you don’t! Blackbeard the Pirate. Executive 3: We’ll make millions! Marge: No, it wasn’t. The one time of year when our squalor works to our advantage. [pauses, then laughs] No. Come on, I dare you. Teacher. Season 8 Episode Quotes ← 153 "Summer of 4 Ft. 2" 154 "Treehouse of Horror VII" "You Only Move Twice" Homer: Crap!!!!!!!!!!!! Homer: Lisa, the zoo opens up a whole new world for the animals. Bart: Dad! Ad Man: Advertising is a funny thing. Come on, you see your family all year ’round. Lisa: Goodbye, Lis. I’m starting to think Operation Enduring Occupation was a bad idea. We kind of knew they were yours. Homer: Okay, stupid Flanders. I’d sell my soul for a donut. Bart: He died as he lived. Lucy Lawless: No problem. Mr. Burns: Who’s that goat-legged fellow? When Bart went through the transporter, what happened to his head? Jennifer Garner: You know Doctor Hershbach, our jobs are actually not that different. Don’t eat me! Homer: Anybody else? Treehouse of Horror VII Treehouse of Horror VII (from "The Thing and I") Homer: Fish heads, fish heads, do doodo doodo (Talking to Lisa in "The Genesis Tub") Bart: Hey what is this goo? 4F02 "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror VII subtitles. Grand Pumpkin: You roast the unborn?! I’ve created Lutherans! Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called “conjoined twins.” I am in awe of the future! Homer eating out of a can: You call that prime rib? The Simpsons - Season 8: Treehouse of Horror VII - The Simpsons appear in three tales of terror: Bart discovers an evil twin brother living in the attic; Lisa creates a microscopic society, and space aliens transform themselves into Clinton and Dole look-alikes. Mother. Doctor Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil", but it … Lisa: There’s one thing I don’t understand. Original Airdate James Coburn went mad in fifteen minutes. His wife has a screenplay. Marge: This family has had its differences and we’ve squabbled, but we’ve never had knife fights before. Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Breakfast. It’s “Boner Land.”. Marge: Homer, Kang is Maggie’s father. Homer playing Drops and Risers: Oh man, I’m never coming down…. Bart: Criss cross! Appearances. {the lights go out} Hey! Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. Homer: Uh, I’m somewhere where I don’t know where I am. Marge: The Switch Witch is me. Dr. Hibbert: Now he may try to slobber on your crotch. Another ladder. Instead they’ve suggested the 1947 classic Glenn Ford movie, 200 Miles to Oregon. Mr. Burns: That’s odd. Treehouse of Horror VII is the first episode of the eighth season of The Simpsons, and the one-hundred and fifty-fourth episode overall.This episode is the seventh Treehouse of Horror Halloween special and is split up into three segments: The Thing and I, The Genesis Tub, and Citizen Kang. We need to make them work again. {laughs} You’ve never killed anybody and you’re going to start with the big dog? Or won the Super Bowl? Bart: No fair! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this? Dr. Hibbert: And hillbillies prefer to be called “sons of the soil.” But it ain’t gonna happen. Cinnamon! The couch gag depicts a grim reaper sitting on the couch, and the family suddenly falls and dies instantly in front of him. After spending hundreds of millions! Homer clone: I do. Flanders: What the Family Circus! Homer about the rigged voting booth: This doesn’t happen in America! You know, the American Dream! Professor Frink: Let the commencement beginulate! Bart: Mr. Largo? Homer: Eh. Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn’t. Bart discovers his Siamese twin in the attic; Lisa becomes a God after she accidentally creates life in a science fair project; Kang and Kodos plot to conquer the planet. Flanders: Because I had a vision of myself shooting your father. Even though we dressed like Carole Channing’s back-up dancers. Lisa: I hate going to the zoo. Executive 1: Now the key to this movie is it’s so cheap, it’s funny! This is the worst place yet. Nixon: Yes, master. Homer: “Do not touch Willie”. (plays a piano arpeggio, sings) Don't watch the mon-- (plays another arpeggio) Don't watch the...monsters-s-s. (chuckles) Well, it'll sound a lot better coming out of Paul Anka. Serak the Preparer (James Earl Jones): Here you go Earthlings. P2 Something’s wrong. Bart: Grampa, why don’t you tell us a story. Darnit! Agnes: Seymour, I told you not to go as GI Joe. Lisa: Dad, are you becoming a muncher? In the, ah, traditional sense. We also sell frozen yogurt. {she removes plastic and it bites her} Ow! Marge: Bart, you should warn people this episode is very frightening. It might be whats-his-name. They find a shadow, see a figure with a maniacal laugh, and run out of the attic scared. I’m very disappointed and terrified. You’re alive! Shopkeeper: Take this object. She’s hilarious. Skinner: Mother I’m fine. Serak the Preparer: To pronounce it correctly, I would have to pull out your tongue. One of the citizens suggest a third-party vote, and Kang replies, "Go ahead, throw your vote away." Marge: Well I’ve got a whole list of chores. We’re not talking about a few dollars. This is what I think of your precious science! Dr. Hibbert: You don’t forget a thing like Siamese twins! Carl: I don’t get it. Homer: You ruined that pie! When Bart was born, he was a Siamese twin (although he meant conjoined). Homer: Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor? How wrong I was. But I blasted my likeness on consumer goods. Just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos. Lisa: Cows eating cows? Bart: Eat my shorts! Couch Gag I hope you've done your studying! Still reading The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock: Rip Taylor: Someone needs to check my apartment. Marge: No sneaking off and eating that candy yourself! Homer: I have this two-heads-for-one coupon. Ned: Could this get any worse? Tomorrow when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me. We’re talking about a few thousand dollars! 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